Cashmere United have defeated "some team" 4-3 in a mid-week game on Wednesday night. Cashmere mixed it up a bit with a couple of trial goalkeepers, and a change up front.

The opening goal of the game was scored by Josh Ainsworth with some fancy footwork and a sharp shot that left the keeper no chance.

A new found level of sobriety has brought back many aspects of Nathans game long missing, such as single vision, only hearing real voices and arriving before the game begins.

Coach says "yeah he's a new player"

Manager says "I donut give a shite as long as I have my precious bag."

Opposition say "Well its a hassle, I'm constantly distracted by his good looks that I forget I'm playing football, I'm a real fan of what he's accomplished and personally I thought his game was pretty shite. He used to lean on the defenders a lot to remain vertical."

Nathan says, "yeah I've come a long way since that St Bedes game we drew

2-2 that I played with my bzp levels of the charts. I'm really enjoying the ability to run for extended periods of time and having full awareness of what I'm doing and where I am, when I play for my team."

Moments later a cross from Josh was controlled by Evan Jones and banged into the bottom left corner to take the score to 2-0. Cashmere dropped their guard going into half-time and let the "other team" in, to strike a good goal past Geordie"The Real Deal" Dann taking it to 2-1 at half time.

Half time brought about the changes with Josh Gardner trying on the XXL Keeper's jersey and Sam Mowatt and Regan Riddell making their way up to the striker's zone.

Cashmere started strongly but failed to put some of their chances into the back of the net, which saw a breakaway by the visiting team causing Josh Gardner to show off his sloppy keeping and oversized jersey, and allow them back in at 2-2.

Josh made up for that sloppy effort by picking up a loose ball and banging it down field leaving Regan to slot a cool goal past the keeper, taking it to 3-2 with not long to go.

Sean McGowan (former goalkeeper turned striker) headed one home to take it to a 4-2 lead which surely had the game in the bag for Cashmere. However, Cashmere earned a corner with two minutes to go, Josh Gardner fancied his chances in the corner and instead of scoring he tripped over Sam Mowatt, causing the other team to break down field and slot the ball comfortably into an vacant goal.

4-3 final score, and well done to Peter Manfredo good win tonight, good win.

More Super Youth News.

During a recent training game Captain Brendon gave up his penalty shot to the male model of the team Nathan A, the heroic gesture of complete selfless was returned with an effort of female proportions.

Evan says of the missed penalty "Well I'm glad everyone's forgotten about me missing my last penalty". Brendon replied "Its just shite, you give a dog a bone and he cuts your nuts of with it, I mean where's the karma in that!"

We are glad to report that the recent spat of bag "misplacements" has ended, leaving the authorities to question their deranged bag fetish thief theory.

In Other News

Mork Handerson has been away on trial with the Chelsea Sugar Company , the feisty young manager famous for his bag fetish has been backed at a real talent in the Managerial Department who is as he claims "Straight out of Crompton." When questioned, the "Money or the Bag", Mork replied he would take the money as he had enuff bags in his garage.